/superhell/ - the seventh circle

I'm sorry everyone, but I am making /lewd/ a hidden board.

I'm not a NEET anymore. I am going to be job hunting soon, and I am unable to completely separate my IRL name from Sushichan. Some background checks go deep. People regularly post things on /lewd/ that would end my career and many of my friendships if it was known that I hosted them, and I can't take the chance anymore. I have to make a selfish decision.

I have chosen, for now, to do this as a compromise instead of deleting the board completely. It may eventually be phased out because I feel uncomfortable hosting it tbh.

This sticky will be deleted soon.

it seems like a lot of the threads on this board are feature requests, so i'm going to be brave and start a thread so we can keep all the feature requests in one place :>

with that said, would it be possible to have a separate overboard that doesn't include /lewd/? I realize you can choose to hide content from any given board, but when you refresh the page, the thread/images appear for a brief moment before being hidden, so when I want to visit kaitensushi I'll have to enter the URL and then alt tab while it loads/hides the threads - but even when I do that, knowing that images from /lewd/ are still being fetched makes me feel a little weird if I'm not browsing at home.

fuck hatsune miku

>he's made playing with digital toys behind a glowing rectangle he can't even touch his whole personality
>what a manchild! like, grow up and talk to girls in person ya loser!
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the best part of hebes is the personality.

> hormonally at the absolute peak of being attracted to men
> also afraid of them though
> playful, lighthearted - full of childlike joy and wonder
> old enough to know the world, too young to be bitter and jaded about it
> pliant and obedient, willing to remold their thoughts & sensibilities to match their partner
> hardcore obsessive romantics who stay up all night thinking about whoever they're in love with
> any experience you have with her is her first formative experience and will leave indelible marks on her that she'll think about for the rest of her life

once you look at things objectively, it becomes really obvious that humans were supposed to reproduce at this age. the fact that we stopped doing it is the real reason birth rates are garbage.

We have bred a pure male sacrificial lamb. It was bred very pale, and its penis was bred small so that it could not sin and be very humble. It was raised to be a sinless sacrificial lamb. The Lamb is worshipped as God because it is God. It is beautiful and sinless.

>All the inhabitants of the earth worship the beast-all whose names are not in the Lamb's Book of Life, the Lamb who has been slain since the foundation of the world.
The lamb's penis has been completely reduced in size through breeding. Therefore, we can never hope to attain its sinlessness. A completely sinless lamb - thank God for the lamb.

We reveal the lamb's small penis and asshole because it is beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzewtL2spMw(WTF?)

>philosopher from BCE hits his toe with a chair
>he ouchies
>he then proceeds to grill himself

is it relatable? or is he really stupid?

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