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 No.5956[Reply]

dont use grammar dont think about what youre typing in here unless you want to idc
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 No.6033

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>>6032
why shnitzel here

 No.6035

why am i stuck in this body, get all this flesh off my bones already
i was born for the skeleton wars

 No.6036

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>>5982
タマネギクラス

 No.6041

can't believe japan is a real place

 No.6042

>>6041
it isn't



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 No.4881[Reply]

I hate it when guys come inside and don't the their shoes off. I hate captcha.

I hate it when people get drunk and leave puddles of puke on the street

I hate dogs they are scary and make too much noise

What do you hate sushi?
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 No.6012

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i HATE headaches
i HATE when someone very attractive has a crush on me because I'm insecure and think this person should be with someone better and not a loser hikikomori otaku (I'm the one on the left in the img)

 No.6028

>>6012
The guy on the left of that image is not a loser hikikomori otaku.
A proper otaku would know that.

 No.6031

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>>6028
Obviously not but the situation of being pestered romantically is a parallel.

 No.6038

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I hope ai replaces translators in the near future.
This is a patch that fixes bugs and uncensors some scenes, but also replaces the official translation with the epic fan one. It's impossible to install fixes without the fan translation

 No.6039

>>6038
Jokes on you, the ai translators will be trained on this type of slang localization.



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 No.6021[Reply]

32 year old virgin/never had a girlfriend here. I'm going to ask my friend to help me set up a dating profile and hack the system with her female advice. Set the age range from 22-27. 23-25 sounds ideal but I don't want to restrict it too much. She helped me learn how to socialize after being 10 years a loner. This is the next step in my enduring social glow-up.

 No.6023

maybe try dating girls your age ?

 No.6024

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>>6023
Too advanced. I need girls who are closer to my level of life/relationship experience. Older women have been through more men and relationships so the average level of damage will be higher, meaning they will have more predisposed ideas and biases when it comes to people of my gender based on their previous experiences, many of which will not apply to me as a lifelong outcasted weirdo.

 No.6027

>>6024
Ironically roll, you are the one with predisposed ideas and biases.

 No.6029

>>6027
Of course. I'm 32 after all.

 No.6030

Dating is a waste of time. Build a robot instead.



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 No.6004[Reply]

Please use grammar and be Thoughtful® about what you are typing in here. Only exception is if you do not want to be Thoughtful®. Violators will be towed and fined at the earliest convenience.

 No.6005

I have, on this delightful Sunday, consumed the short presentation of cadence.moe as in the attachment. The overarching topic is subsidizing traditional scheduling-based time management with conditioning-based time management. In this scenario, the one who is being time managed is forced into the desired behaviour by the virtue of being naturally the most desirable. Cadence then shows examples of this conditioning by adding external positive stimuli to desired actions, and removing positive stimuli to negative behaviours.

 No.6008

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>>6005
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 No.6006[Reply]

before anyone else DARES to claim MY WIFE KIT BODEGA-CLAWSWITZ. I want it to be clear that NO ONE ELSE IS TO LEWD MY WIFE. as a show, this is MY cum inside my wife. i took this photo on OUR HONEYMOON. thank you for your understanding sushis(Listen, I know its /hell/, but don't post shit like this please)

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 No.5948[Reply]

Have you ever been fired? Did you care?
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 No.5951

>>5950
Bruh, this is ridiculous. How did you even get caught?

 No.5954

>>5951
I thought I found a workaround using an in-browser virtual machine. Turns out they could still see what I was browsing.
I did it for months after they put me on the night shift, where it was just me and a handful of other workers, but I just took at desk where nobody could see my screen.

 No.5955

>>5954
Oh yeah, I should mention that the VM I used was to get around their domain blacklists. Not gonna mention where I was working though, for obvious reasons.

 No.5992

yes, for "underperformance"
in reality they were told to cut staff and i was the newest
they went bankrupt shortly afterwards

 No.5993

I'm aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalways being unemployed >:3



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 No.5987[Reply]

i drew this picture

 No.6043

it's a nice picture



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 No.1944[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Group screaming thread

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 No.5803

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>>5708
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHATDOESTHATEVENMEAN????????????

 No.5945

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 No.5947

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.5976

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.5983

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aaaa



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 No.5766[Reply]

feet

 No.5767

that's not feet though?

 No.5981

feet?



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 No.5850[Reply]

I'm gonna eat all the sushis under 29 and steal their youth.
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 No.5928

Can i post here?

 No.5929

okay maybe you can use it better

 No.5931

I'm 18 and I feel walled ._.

 No.5952

>>5931
Don't say that! I'm 27 and I look younger than when I was 19. I used to be pretty chopped. Now I look choppedtractive… or whatever I tried to say. LMFAO

 No.5953

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>>5850
I'm 19 and I'm confused and nothing makes sense. That's normal right?



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